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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Hi!
My name is Krupa! - if you didn’t know.
I believe that Imagination is more powerful than Knowledge! I enjoy painting, writing stories and poetry!
:D!
Anyway here is a joke (s)!
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”</description><title>Tales from the Burnt Pages</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @creativeroses)</generator><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Nyan Cat</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sitting in IT, trying to do IT coursework and then I stumble across the Nyan Cat!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan - there is a 500 hour one!!!!!!!!!! Whoever watches will go crazy! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA &lt;img alt="Nyan cat" src="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://bendan.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Nyan-Cat-Original-.jpg&amp;amp;imgrefurl=http://bendan.me/%3Ftag%3Dnyan-cat&amp;amp;usg=__IJG40fn-_Z3LvYXpX9PTWeWTjPA=&amp;amp;h=640&amp;amp;w=1024&amp;amp;sz=60&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;start=10&amp;amp;zoom=1&amp;amp;tbnid=qnXaoCNF6_65bM:&amp;amp;tbnh=94&amp;amp;tbnw=150&amp;amp;ei=3nnnToS6CZCr8QOpzvT8CQ&amp;amp;prev=/search%3Fq%3Dnyan%2Bcat%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DX%26gbv%3D2%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D870%26sout%3D1%26tbm%3Disch&amp;amp;itbs=1"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/14169215107</link><guid>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/14169215107</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 11:15:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I tried it and failed…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfv6s3vmu1qlqc2so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I tried it and failed…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509816705</link><guid>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509816705</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:20:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Wierd stuff people have said...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This makes no sense but maybe this nonsense will make some sense to those who probably make sense out of nonsense, I am not one of those.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An Animated Cartoon Theology:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;People are animals.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The body is mortal and subject to incredible pain.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Life is antagonistic to the living.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The flesh can be sawed, crushed, frozen, stretched, burned, bombed, and plucked for music.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The dumb are abused by the smart and the smart destroyed by their own cunning.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;The small are tortured by the large and the large destroyed by their own momentum.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We are able to walk on air, but only as long as our illusion supports us.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="quote-source align-right"&gt;E. L. Doctorow&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="quote-source align-right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="quote-source align-right"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509716549</link><guid>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509716549</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:18:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Famous last words...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Drink to me - Pablo Picasso&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man - Che Guevra&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;18 straight whiskies - I think that&amp;#8217;s a record - Dylan Thomas&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just wondering how can people be so&amp;#8230;happy? when they are about to die?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509475235</link><guid>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/13509475235</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 15:11:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello! My first post....</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You are all probably very excited to read this because I wrote this! Just kidding. Today life was fun, I went to school and met all of my friends! However I dont understand why people are so stressed over revesion? Is it becuase they complete eveything last minute or something?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am going to tell you this! - Work hard in life because it will pay off one day! A bad thing about today was that my teacher kept my whole class behind eventhough it was only a handfull of peoples mistake! - They are like aliens to me&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/6768035726</link><guid>http://creativeroses.tumblr.com/post/6768035726</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 17:38:19 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
